Monday, 17 January 2011

RealRoadRacing Photographic/Video Evidence Wanted

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Were you witness to the John Donnan incident at Tandragee, the Martin Finnegan incident also at Tandragee, or indeed any other of the fatal real road racing incidents since January 2000? If so, do you have photographic evidence in your possession, and/or video footage evidence of any of these tragic incidents?

Whilst it is understandable there may be legitimate reasons for having not yet made available your evidence - pressure to remain quiet perhaps, from other alleged sources within motorcycle road racing circles for instance - please remember you have a moral duty to do so, especially so if you really are the fan of the sport you claim to be, and want it to continue. Also if you have been approached by any alleged officials from any organisation, club, or Limited Company with a view to securing any evidentiary materials - photographs, video footage, documents, and/or verbal evidence - politely refuse and instead make your evidence known to the proper authorities.

Here are details of where to send your evidentiary materials - photographs, video footage, or documents: Coroners Office, May’s Chambers, 73 May Street, Belfast, BT1 3JL. Telephone: 028 9044 6800 Fax: 028 9044 6801
Email: coronersoffice@courtsni.gov.uk
Police Service Northern Ireland - Contact PSNI
Solicitors acting for the bereaved families - Contact me here for details. Materials can of course be sent anonymously.

Should you be visited by personage from any organisation, club, or Limited Company, other than the aforementioned, requesting and/or even demanding access to your evidentiary materials, and/or testimony - contact the PSNI.
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Important Notice Any sightings of a reincarnated evil jackbooted Heinrich Himmler and/or any of his evil Gestapo thugs should be reported immediately to your nearest available
Reincarnation Extermination Officer.

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Saturday, 15 January 2011

Real Road Racing and the Nazi Police State

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Germany and it's people, back in the darkest days of the Adolph Hitler regime, had the Nazi Police State thrust upon them, a means to ensure each and every citizen of the State did as they were told - or else. Concentration camps, and/or executions were the order of the day. Ordinary law abiding decent people lived in fear of the dreaded 'late night knock on the door' - the arrival of the detested evil jackbooted Heinrich Himmler and his feared secret police - otherwise more commonly known as the Gestapo. In Nazi controlled Germany, Heinrich Himmler and his Gestapo thugs were free to do as they pleased; the good people of Germany were ruled by fear.

Telling jokes about the Nazi leadership, levelling criticism towards the Nazi leadership, speaking the truth of the Nazi leadership - all acts that would bring down upon moi with ruthless efficiency, the unadulterated raging wrath of the allegedly detested evil bellowing jackbooted Heinrich Himmler and his allegedly equally well heeled Gestapo henchmen.

Nothing, but nothing was beyond these jackbooted overly oppressive and authoritarian thugs - all manner of incriminating evidence was seized from the good citizens of Nazi controlled Germany. Alternatively, in the absence of any desired evidence, the deviously evil Heinrich Himmler and of course his also deviously evil Gestapo associates were allegedly rumoured to have been somewhat adept in the art of producing, and presenting reams of fraudulent documents of fabricated false evidence.

*Photographic evidence even, was also allegedly rumoured to be much sought after - for many of the jackbooted thugs it is allegedly rumoured, had an alleged rumoured penchant for all things photography didn't you know - hence the alleged rumours of oft seized photographic evidence. What a jolly bunch of fellows they all were, particularly leader of the pack - the allegedly much hated charismatic evil jackbooted Heinrich Himmler.

Today, amidst the Real Road Racing State of Northern Ireland, there are alleged rumours of ordinary law abiding decent people - all allegedly rumoured to now allegedly believe in the existence of reincarnation.
Important Notice Any sightings of a reincarnated evil jackbooted Heinrich Himmler and/or any of his evil Gestapo thugs should be reported immediately to your nearest available
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*Footnote: In this the 21st century - the digital age - questions would obviously be asked regarding the mentality, and intelligence of even the most amateurish photographer who would claim to have surrendered anything other than copies of his/her legally acquired masterpieces - to any personage, for any reason. One should realise perjury and/or perverting the course of justice, are of course serious criminal offences.
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One does of course apologise most sincerely for the foregoing ramblings; sadly, one does have a curious perhaps even morbid interest in world history, particularly evil oppressive dictatorships. Without fail, normal services will now be resumed - one will return to questioning the actions of the MCUI-UC, and all things motorcycle real road racing.

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Thursday, 13 January 2011

A Sport Without Shame, Morals, or Credibility

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Many have asked the reason for moi, a year on, again resurrecting the John Donnan inquest revelations, and the alleged still pending high profile court case allegedly being brought by the family. A callous action some might think, let sleeping dogs lie some might suggest, leave the past where it belongs - in the past - say others. Why? Does the past haunt you? Would you prefer to be left alone to live your life free of the past? Allegedly there are those in our midst who would indeed prefer to leave the past behind, live the remainder of their alleged sordid lives free of the memories of those who have died as a result of alleged unbelievable levels of arrogance and incompetence - at best.

Remember Richard Nesbitt? Of course you do, how could anyone ever forget Richard Nesbitt, alleged convenor of the road inspection committee for looking after competitors' and spectators' safety for the Motorcycle Union of Ireland Ulster Centre, who allegedly claimed there was nothing more stable available in 2007 - than straw bales that is.

And this, his equally infamous alleged statement to the court: "I can't remember the man saying anything sensible other than nattering away in my ear. If someone is constantly coming at you it is easier just to ignore them"

Earlier last year - 2010 - moi posted the following: 'Allegedly, Richard Nesbitt, and Ian Forsythe had 'resigned' - stepped temporarily aside until the little inconvenient difficulties had passed as ships in the night would do - allegedly to be reassigned to their rightful place of authority when those other allegedly awful people saw sense, and went away - after all, did they not know it could only have been described as a freak accident and a risk competitors accept in the pursuit of their chosen sport?

Keeping your friends close and your enemies closer may seem like something of an enigma to many, but in this instance, I rather suspect there are those within the Motorcycle Union of Ireland (Ulster Centre) Limited, who don't even know who their real friends are, never mind who the enemy within might be.

"Watch out! He's behind you! Yes! That's him there - the guy with the straw bales!'


Incredulous you might think, yes, but not as incredulous as the level to which these alleged morons have allegedly now stooped - Richard Nesbitt and Ian Forsyth - they haven't gone away you know - both have just recently, allegedly been nominated for positions within the MCUI-UC - again - and this despite the alleged pending legal action having not gone away either you know.

What kind of people are at the helm of the MCUI-UC - before one knows it, there will probably be more allegations - who knows what is in circulation even as moi furiously types - perhaps an alleged document - allegedly presented to the Martin Finnegan inquest - allegedly Questioning Martin Finnegan’s Riding Ability!!!!

Surely my dear friends, if such an alleged document existed, it wouldn't have been allegedly written by an alleged MCUI-UC official, nor would it have been presented to the Martin Finnegan inquest - by another alleged MCUI-UC official - one does apologise, that my dear friends, is a nightmare scenario that couldn't possibly be true - or is it?

Also what if - in the midst of this devilish nightmarish scenario of moi - one must cease taking the tablets - drum roll please as we raise the tension - what if, following the tragic Martin Finnegan incident, and others let us perhaps surmise - a mysterious, but not necessarily unknown personage, managed to somehow cajole from others - certain photographs, with intent to confiscate, make unavailable, make disappear - magically! No disassemble Number Five! What utter rubbish, who'd believe such a scenario? What person with camera would simply hand over photographic evidence to anyone, other than perhaps to an Investigating Officer of the Police Service of Northern Ireland? How silly of moi to even dream of such a ridiculous scenario, any sane person with camera would realise that to do such a thing - would be to implicate oneself in a criminal act scenario - perverting the course of justice scenario - now there's a phrase worth serious consideration. The noose doth tighten - how dramatic - round of applause please. Thank you one and all, to kind by far.
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Wednesday, 12 January 2011

How Financially Secure is the MCUI-UC? Really!!!!

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As mentioned in an earlier posting, moves are allegedly underway to rid the sport of motorcycle racing here in Northern Ireland of the MCUI-UC hierarchy, or as some in our midst would allegedly refer to them - the Dinosaurs. One really cannot think why!!

Hopefully the blood letting will commence sooner rather than later, that the mass culling of the Dinosaurs does not falter, that prisoners will not be taken. Each and every one of the Dinosaurs along with their family circle must be given the Order of the Boot - they're all allegedly tainted with the same disease. No honoury positions bestowed, no consultancy positions, no advisory positions, no jobs for family members, no anything, zero, zilch - castrate them from all things MCUI-UC.

The MCUI-UC it would seem, is in a spot of financial difficulty you see - allegedly that is. In an earlier posting, one mentioned there had been alleged trifling little problems with due insurance policy instalments, allegedly the piggy bank had spat out its last penny - who needs insurance for motorcycle racing events?

This month it is rumoured, it is again alleged there is a slight shortfall in that direction, but then again, what's an alleged £75000.00 between friends. Perhaps a cap in hand trip down to the local friendly bank manager is in order. Perhaps the Dinosaurs will offer some of their mansions as collateral, perhaps Dinosaurs will be seen flying - from the coup d'etat - perhaps pigs will be seen flying over Dundrod - and whilst we speak of that hallowed place - Dundrod.

Further rumours flying low around the Northern Ireland motorcycle racing fraternity allege it might be the case that the Dundrod & District Motorcycle Club Limited - they of Ulster Grand Prix aka UGP fame - are allegedly a little overdue with around £20000.00 allegedly owed to the aforementioned MCUI-UC for insurance no less - allegedly of course - after all, nothing of what I say is true - is it?

So what happens if the Dundrod & District Motorcycle Club Limited fails to pay the £20000.00 or so which they allegedly owe or allegedly don't owe the MCUI-UC? Expulsion from the MCUI-UC perhaps - surely not, for that would herald the end of the Ulster Grand Prix - already a loss making event by all accounts - and speaking of accounts.

Had one some sense, one would most probably attend a meeting of the MCUI-UC and ask the MCUI-UC Secretary how this alleged situation was permitted to allegedly spiral out of control. One actually should do so, but unfortunately the Centre Secretary allegedly no longer bothers to make an appearance at these meetings, perhaps the Secretary has other more pressing matters to deal with elsewhere, or simply isn't in the mood to answer questions. And, there is another point that merits a few words - the majority of Clubs organising motorcycle race meetings under the auspices of the Motorcycle Union of Ireland (Ulster Centre) Limited, are also Limited Companies, therefore one would allege that accruing such debts could quite possibly be illegal trading, particuarly so when there are few, if any, apparent saleable assets - allegedly. Based on the foregoing rumours and allegations, none of which are of course even remotely true - perhaps - the question is then - how many of the Limited Company motorcycle clubs here in the North of Ireland, including the MCUI-UC - are actually financially solvent?

These alleged revelations have prompted one to make further Freedom of Information requests - Lisburn City Council has been asked to supply information regarding funding which they have made towards the running of the Ulster Grand Prix - rate payers money, most of whom have no interest in real road racing, money that could have been spent more wisely elsewhere.

And the MCUI-UC – the Motorcycle Union of Ireland (Ulster Centre) Limited - what funding have they received from DCAL since its inception in 1999? A Freedom of Information request is asking the aforementioned DCAL that very same question.

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Sunday, 9 January 2011

MCUI-UC, RRR, and the Freedom of Information Act

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As it is the case that public money - your money, my money, some other guys money - is allegedly used to allegedly prop up the sport of motorcycle real road racing here in Northern Ireland by way of alleged handouts from the Department of Culture, Arts and Leisure, for such alleged purposes as safety improvements - one has decided to find out more.

Allegedly, the Freedom of Information Act gives you the right to ask any public body for all the information they have on any subject you choose. Unless there’s a good reason, the organisation must provide the information within 20 working days.

Further more, it seems that everybody can make a request for information – there are no restrictions on your age, nationality, or where you live, therefore it would seem - moi can make a request.

Allegedly you can ask for any information at all - but - yes, there is always a 'but' lurking somewhere - some information might be withheld to protect various interests which are allowed for by the Act. If this is the case, the public authority must tell you why they have withheld information.

One then wondered what those various interests might be, whether those interests might include real road racing, so, one decided to try it out. Below is the first of several Freedom of Information requests one will be making about all things motorcycle racing in Northern Ireland - and of course anything bearing the fingerprints of the MCUI-UC.

Quite obviously, should it transpire that DCAL do not have available the requested information, during the course of their next meeting with those nice alleged cap in hand officials from the MCUI-UC - said MCUI-UC officials should have no problem with supplying the answers. As the Governing Body of all things motorcycle racing here in Northern Ireland, the MCUI-UC is after all a very open and transparent organisation - Limited Company.

The following has today been forwarded to the Department of Culture, Arts and Leisure.

This is a request under the Freedom of Information Act.

Could you please supply me with the following statistics, all of which relate to motorcycle road racing here in Northern Ireland as held under the auspices of the Governing body for the sport - the MCUI-UC also known as Motorcycle Union of Ireland (Ulster Centre) Limited, an organisation / limited company which allegedly regularly benefits from generous grants of taxpayers money courtesy of the Department of Culture, Arts and Leisure.

Since January 1990 to the present, how many competitors have died as a result of injuries sustained whilst participating in an event in Northern Ireland organised under the auspices of the aforementioned MCUI-UC?

Since January 1990 to the present, how many spectators including children have died as a result of injuries sustained whilst attending an event in Northern Ireland organised under the auspices of the aforementioned MCUI-UC?

Since January 1990 to the present, how many competitors have sustained non-fatal injuries whilst participating in an event in Northern Ireland organised under the auspices of the aforementioned MCUI-UC?

Since January 1990 to the present, how many spectators including children have sustained non-fatal injuries whilst attending an event in Northern Ireland organised under the auspices of the aforementioned MCUI-UC?

I look forward to hearing from you promptly, as required by the legislation, and in any case within 20 working days.


Yours sincerly

Barbiegirl

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Captain Pugwash Dinosaur And His Dinosaur Crew v The Upstart Pirates

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A long, long, long time ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, Captain Pugwash Dinosaur and his Dinosaur crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship - pirate rivals intent on seizing control of their sordid little empire built of course from straw bales, because allegedly, there was nothing more stable available in those far away days of yesteryear. So as the Dinosaurs became more frantic - after all, just like their Captain, they were off that rare species, the alleged fabled great yellow bellied - and so Captain Pugwash Dinosaur bellowed to his First Dinosaur Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" - He doth bellows a lot doth Captain Pugwash Dinosaur you doth understand. And so the First Dinosaur Mate he quickly retrieved the red shirt of Captain Pugwash Dinosaur, which the bellowing Captain Pugwash Dinosaur didst adorn and lead his alleged fabled great yellow bellied Dinosaurs to battle against the upstart pirate boarding party. Although some casualties allegedly occurred amongst the Dinosaurs, the pirate rebels were repelled - for allegedly the upstart pirates didst fall at the first chicane of straw bales.

Later that very same day, the lookout screamed that there were now two pirate vessels sending boarding parties of upstarts. The Dinosaurs they didst cower in fear, but Captain Pugwash Dinosaur calm as ever bellowed loudly again, "Bring me my red shirt!" - I didst warn you, he doth a lot of loud bellowing. The battle was on, and once again the loudly bellowing Captain Pugwash Dinosaur and his Dinosaur crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred - those damned straw bales, though some didst allegedly resign - some alleged evil ploy to thwart the upstart pirates perhaps.

Weary from the battles, the ancient decrepit Dinosaurs sat around on deck swilling free beer that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to Captain Pugwash Dinosaur and asked, "Captain Pugwash Dinosaur, why doth you call for your red shirt before the battle?” Captain Pugwash Dinosaur, giving the ensign a look that only a bellowing Dinosaur Captain can give, loudly bellowed, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you Dinosaurs will continue to fight unafraid". And so whilst counting their gotten treasures, assorted benefits and Dinosaur pensions, the Dinosaurs sat in silence marvelling at the courage of such a bellowing Dinosaur Captain.

As dawn arrived the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were even more pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The Dinosaurs became silent and looked to their bellowing Captain Pugwash Dinosaur for his usual command. And the bellowing Dinosaur Captain Pugwash, calm as ever, loudly bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!!

Will the upstart pirates succeed in their quest to overthrow the all powerful, all seeing, loudly bellowing Captain Pugwash Dinosaur And His Dinosaur Crew, and wrest forth from them the keys to the house of straw bales - and the alleged unlimited riches within – or will Captain Pugwash Dinosaur And His Dinosaur Crew be off on some faraway all expenses paid exotic holiday?

Tune in next time folks for another thrilling instalment of Captain Pugwash Dinosaur and His Dinosaur Crew v The Upstart Pirates.

Warning! The foregoing is nothing more than a foreboding riddle, a fable, a fairy story, yes, there could be fairies involved, who knows? It's merely a simple alleged story of alleged simple Dinosaurs, after all - Dinosaurs in sailing ships fighting of upstart pirates - how ridiculous - whoever heard of such a thing, what eejit would be stupid enough to believe such drivel - get real! Twas all a dream - twas the demon drink!

Disclaimer! No allegedly living Dinosaurs, or pirates, were actually bodily injured - or molested, sexually or otherwise in so far as one can reliably ascertain - during the disjointed writing of the foregoing alleged fabled nightmare, although some rather good wine was possibly consumed by moi during the gory process.

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Tomorrow, time permitting, one will in all probability return to reality and the very real issue of alleged safety, or alleged lack of safety at our Northern Ireland real road racing events, possibly even mentioning straw bales in the process.

Perhaps one might even be tempted to mention the lovely caring safety conscious MCUI-UC aka Motorcycle Union of Ireland (Ulster Centre) Limited and those equally lovely caring safety conscious officials of the aforementioned MCUI-UC aka Motorcycle Union of Ireland (Ulster Centre) Limited - Richard Nesbitt for instance, alleged 'former?' convenor of the road inspection committee for looking after competitors' and spectators' safety for the Motorcycle Union of Ireland Ulster Centre, who in 2010 allegedly claimed there was nothing more stable available in 2007 - than straw bales that is - and Tony Harvey of course, alleged incident officer - 'former?' - for the Motorcycle Union of Ireland Ulster Centre, who had allegedly conducted a review of the John Donnan incident, and allegedly said "It could only be described as a freak accident and a risk competitors accept in the pursuit of their chosen sport" What really lovely caring sensitive people those MCUI-UC officials truly are. Brings tears to the eyes! On the other hand, could be the onions.

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Friday, 7 January 2011

The Second Coming of the Dinosaurs

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Following the sickening revelations of the John Donnan inquest last year - starring those ever so allegedly lovely officials from the allegedly wonderful safety conscious MCUI-UC - sheer, unadulterated panic allegedly swept through the massed ranks of Dinosaurs - that rare species, the alleged great yellow bellied - the alleged gut-wrenching smell of their alleged fear wafted far and near across this wee country of ours - forum users banned for daring to speak of the truth - and then the alleged resignations as rumours of personal liabilities, finanical difficulties (Father Ted Again), prosecutions and more raged unabated - Tandragee, chicanes, straw bales - haunting words for Dinosaurs, especially that rare species, the aforementioned alleged great yellow bellied.

*He's been holding out in the village, speaking out against wealth and privilege. "I don't believe in money, but a man can make him a killing. I hear up there it's changed you see, they're not as backwards as they used to be, but Lord, it sounds so easy, it shouldn't take long, we'll be back in the money in no time at all." So allegedly did sayeth the Prophet Austin and the massed congregation of faithful peasant worshippers didst lie down before the alter of the Dinosaurs and Roll Over Beethoven laughing off their asses.

He's gone, he's back, the putrid smell of opportunism has returned - but for how much longer - the pack of baying wolves doth circle the campfire.

(*Many thanks to Alan Jackson)

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Wednesday, 5 January 2011

MCUI-UC - How Do You Solve A Problem Like Safety?

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Since the shocking revelations of the John Donnan inquest early last year, the safety of competitors, spectators, ancillary others, and of course the hordes of alleged free loading officials - who generally appear to far outnumber all others at any given motorcycle real road racing event in Northern Ireland - has been a much discussed topic amongst those with a desire to see the sport continue, and flourish - safely.

On the other hand, there are probably those people who want the sport to flourish for other dubious reasons - the acquisition of Government funds perhaps; it is after all what makes the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round - useful to for purchasing that new car you've always wanted - allegedly. For them, safety is allegedly nothing more than a byword - or another means by which to allegedly extract funding in the form of grants from those eejits up at Stormont - or to put it another way, just another method of allegedly getting their grubby little paws on our money.

Back in February 2010, it was suggested all officials should be Government tested, and licensed - all officials to undergo a theoretical learning and practical training period - then pass a theory test, followed by a comprehensive practical test, but how do we protect the riders? A seemingly impossible task, but the risks could be substantially lessened - by training!

In April 2010, we then learned a little more about 2 & 4 Wheel Motor Sport Steering Group Limited, apparently an umbrella organisation which represents the four governing bodies of regulated motor sport in Northern Ireland on issues which are common to all disciplines. Safety perhaps? Perhaps not the subject for facetious remarks - one does of course apologise.

These issues include, according to their website, increasing the level of government funding for motor sport, the improvement or creation of facilities, dealing with legislative issues which affect any aspect of motor sport and the provision of training for clubs in order to increase their professionalism - allegedly!

Rewind now if you will a few more short years when our beloved MCUI-UC allegedly acquired a government grant of £2500.00 for the alleged purpose of training new riders.

For the privilege of participating in these away days at Kirkistown, the alleged unlucky newcomers were allegedly charged £40 per day for their training. Obviously one would want to ask where the alleged £2500.00 went on its alleged vacation, or perhaps it's allegedly resting in the now legendary bank account of Father Ted.

With safety conscious officials such as those in the MCUI-UC, we can all attend real road racing safe in the knowledge that the MCUI-UC is in charge of - our safety - and allegedly our money. One does wonder though who allegedly cooks - oops typo error, I do apologise most sincerely, let's start again - one does wonder who allegedly performs the menial task of book keeping?

Perhaps the MCUI-UC will turn over a new leaf this year, begin a new chapter - one that is open and transparent. Yes, one does unfortunately realise the allegedly corpulent Dinosaurs are living proof that pigs do fly.

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Tuesday, 4 January 2011

A Little Tale of Irish Morality

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An innocent wee Irish girl who had not seen her parents for over five years came home unexpectedly one day.

No sooner has she set foot inside the house than her father rounded on her angrily: "Mother of God, Roisin! Where have you been all this time? Look at the state of you, girl! You're wearing lipstick and that skirt barely covers your ass! You shamless ingrate! You left us without a word on your sixteenth birthday and we've not had so much as a line from you in five years. Why didn't you call? Do you have any idea what you've put your poor Mammy through?!"

Roisin started crying and sobbed: "Oh Da - I fell in with a real bad crowd - sniff - started sleeping around - took drugs - sniff - and then I became - - a prostitute!"

"Holy Mary!" shouted her father. "What did you say? A PROSTITUTE! You evil little sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see your face again!"

"OK, Da," said Roisin, dying her eyes on an expensive, silk handkerchief. "I only came back to give Mum this fur coat, the title deeds to a ten-bedroomed villa in Spain and a savings account certificate for five million Euros. For my little brother Sean - I got him this gold Rolex, and for you dearest Da - the 'S' type Jaguar that's parked outside - plus lifetime membership to the Ballymurphy Golf Club ---- and an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht on the French Riviera, and - - -"

Her Father interrupted and asked: "What was it you said you had become again?"

His daughter started crying again and sobbed: "Sniff - - a dirty little slut, Da -sniff - a shameless harlot who sells her body for money - a — a PROSTITUTE!"

"Oh! Sweet Bejeesus! The Lord be praised!" exclaimed her father, clasping her to his bosom. "You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said 'a Protestant.' Come here and give your Da a kiss!"

Sincerest apologies to all whom the foregoing little tale of Irish morality may, or may not have offended, for to be sure, no offence was ever intended.

Happy New Year to one and all - come to think of it - exclude the Dinosaurs

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